WEARABLE FURNITURE MANIFESTO

Humans, unlike plants, are mobile creatures. We move throughout the world seamlessly, able to inhabit so many different spaces and temporalities. Thanks to the advent of arms, legs, shoes, roller blades, bicycles, cars, airplanes, and spaceships we can move at a faster and faster pace.

One major impediment, however, disturbs this flow: that is furniture. So many times, throughout the day we need to sit, eat, sleep, pretend to be human, and we wander around chasing clunky furniture to fulfill a basic need. Now with wearable furniture, you don't have to! Nothing in the future will impede our flow!